Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.