Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
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Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
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Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
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Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you.
On facebook!
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