Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
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Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
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