Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.