If the world were a jacket where would the blacks go?
The Hood.
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Why is life like a box of fruit?
Because when they go bad, they go black!
Q: How do you get a black girl pregnant?
A: Cum on a rock and let the flies do the rest.
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Q: How do you know if you have a asian neighbour?
A: They have been reported in over 10 car accidents on the news, their car has scratches, their on P's and they park one car on their driveway which is meant for to cars, and they park their second car in front of your house.
What do you call a black guy in a suit?...
Guilty.
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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.
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What’s black on the outside and green on the inside?
A nigger that just ate some spinach.
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
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What do u call a Mexican getting baptized?
Bean dip.
Do not be racist , be like Mario.
He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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