If the world were a jacket where would the blacks go? The Hood.
What do u call 4 mexicans sinking in quicksand? Quatro,sinko.
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.
Q: What do you call a redneck virgin? A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
What did the black woman name her 5 sons? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
Q:What's the most dangerous job in America? A: The graveyard shift at a KFC in the projects.
Q:Why can't Mexicans play Uno? A:They always steal the green cards.
How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.
How do you find the population of Mexico? roll a penny down the street How do you find the richest person in Mexico? SEE WHO GOT THE PENNY!
You know your f*cked when the Asian says, "shit", during the test.