Yo' Mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.
Do you know why your mother is called Egypt? Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.