Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't? Ended a race.
Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs." Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?" Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."
Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill.
Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ's? He always burns the franks.
Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.
Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.