What do you name an Asian baby with problems?
Sum ting wong.
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What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby.
Sum ting wong.
Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house?
A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies?
Because two Wongs don't make a white!
What the number one crime in asia?
Identity theft.
God made each and everyone of us until he got to China.
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Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"
Two girlfriends meet again after a few years.
One is pushing around a baby buggy.
The first girlfriend looks at the baby and is perplexed.
"Black skin? Blue slit eyes? A blonde afro? How did you do that?"
Murmurs the other woman.
"Damn gangbang! At least he doesn't bark!"
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white.
The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof.
Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof.
Next is the black guy's turn.
The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby?
A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
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