Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
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Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
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Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Pornhub is Down,
your mums Facebook will do.
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
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