Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Yo momma so poor... She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"