Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
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Q: How did the pirate become a boxing champion so fast?
A: Nobody was ready to take on his right hook.
Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!
Yo mama so old, she walked into a museum and found her ex.
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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter?
A: You would think R but it is the C that love.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt.
After observing this behavior for a few months, one of the crew members asked him what it meant.
"It's in case I get shot. I don't want you crew members to see blood and freak out."
"That's very sensible, sir."
At that moment, the crew member spotted eight hostile ships on the horizon.
The captain all of a sudden looked very concerned.
"Get my brown pants."
A pirate walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender looks down and says, "You know that you have a steering wheel in your pants"
The pirate replies, "Ay, it's drivin' me nuts."
Q: How do pirates make their money?
A: By hook or by crook!
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.