Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
How did Captain Hook die? He wiped his bum with the wrong hand!
Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.
Q: How did the pirate become a boxing champion so fast? A: Nobody was ready to take on his right hook.
Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.
Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus? A: Captain Squid.
Q: What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare? A: A sunken chest with no booty!
Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
A pirate walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender walks over to him and says "Hey, I couldn't help but notice when you walked in. Is that a steering wheel hung between your legs?" "Aye!" replied the pirate, "And it's drivin' me nuts!"