Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
Yo mamma’s so big, when people see her they start screaming: “That’s a huge bitch!”
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.