How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao?
Only Juan.
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A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home?
1st kid says, "A computer."
Teacher replies "That'd be very useful"
2nd kid says "A new lawn mower."
Teacher replies with a similar response...
Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything."
The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something...
Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
Q: Why are there only two paulbears at a black guys funeral?
A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.
What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on?
Asian girl's ass.
White owl: who who.
Black owl: who dat who dat.
Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car?
A: The cops.
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Q: What do you call a Jew with a mental disability?
A: Auschwitztic.
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What do you call Black people running down a hill?
Jail break.
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How do you know when an Asian has been in your house?
Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: The slow ones are in jail.
Q: How do you get a black girl pregnant?
A: Cum on a rock and let the flies do the rest.
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