what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion? A crime stopper!
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
Snow. One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.
What do nigger pimps and farmers have in common? They both need a hoe to stay in business!
What’s the difference between a nigger and a canoe? The canoe is floating!
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs." Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?" Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."
What's the difference between a black man and a daycare? A daycare knows when it has children.
What did Zimbabweans have before candles? Electricity.