Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.
I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.
The travelin' Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had. Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel. As they undressed, he said, "I'm from Fort Worth, Texas, and we have the biggest of everything." The girl only nodded and smiled. As they began to make love, he exclaimed, "Golleeeee, lil' Lady! What part of Texas y'all from?"
How are crayons like people? No one likes the white ones.
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime!
What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs? Trustworthy.
What do you call an Asian billionare. Cha Ching.
What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white? A nigger that’s masturbating himself!
A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job. The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit." The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?" He got the job.