Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
Yo' sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo' Mama.
Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
Your momma so fat... She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.