Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.
Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.
Yo momma’s so fat, the weather people give names to her farts.