Joke #8792

What do you call a bunch of mexicans getting stoned? Baked beans.

Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.

Why did the nigger walks into a bar? The cell door was still locked.

Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.

Q: How do you blindfold a Gook? A: You use dental floss.

Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.

There was this Mexican guy, Black guy, and Asian guy all working for the same construction company. At the beginning of the day the boss calls a meeting with them about today's work. They were all pretty new, so they had to be assigned jobs  He says to the Mexican guy, "You're in charge of the cement."  He says to the Black guy, "You're in charge of the dirt."  He says to the Asian guy, "You're in charge of the supplies."  After delegating out all the responsibilities he says, "I'm gonna be back at the end of the day to check on your work. It better be good or you're all fired." The boss was quite serious and had a reputation for being shrewd. They immediately get to work.  At the end of the day, the boss comes back and checks on their work. He looks at the big pile of cement and says, "Nice work," to the Mexican guy. He looks at the big pile of dirt and says, "Nice work," to the Black guy. He looks around and can't find the Asian guy anywhere so he asks, "Where the heck is that Asian guy?"  All of a sudden, the Asian jumps out from behind the big pile of dirt and yells, "SUPPLIES!"

School is like a boner, long and hard. Unless you're Asian...

What did Zimbabweans have before candles? Electricity.

Q: What do you use when white people tell you to erase their history? A: White out.

What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women? An inmate.