I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.