I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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