If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice