If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D.
There where no survivors.
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Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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