Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil.
It couldn't keep up.
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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