Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.