Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.