Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard...
They were never seen again.
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After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
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Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
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