Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
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