Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.