Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.