Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man".
Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man".
Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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