Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.
Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.