Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction.
He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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Jesus is the son of God.
God is the son of Chuck Norris.
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