The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
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