Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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