Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you. When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.