The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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Susan's mother: "What are you doing on the top of that tree?"
Susan: "Some boys are playing football their ball is fallen on the tree.
They asked me to bring it."
Susan's mother: "My dear , they only want to chech your pants."
Susan: "Don't worry mam, I hav'nt put on my pants!"
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real.
It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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A guy takes his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time.
After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game.
Oh, I really liked it, she said, but I just couldn't understand though why they were beating each other up for 25 cents.
Surprised, the boyfriend asked, what do you mean?
The blonde girlfriend replied all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!'
Chuck Norris has 2 kids.
We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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Q: What's the difference between an NFL player and an elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids.
These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common?
A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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