I'm thinking about opening a summer camp for jewish kids with adhd and dyslexia, I'm gonna call it Concentration camp.
Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones? Because they're hand made.
Peter called his doctor’s office for an appointment. "I’m sorry," said the receptionist, “we can’t fit you in for at least two weeks." "But I could be dead by then!" "No problem. If your wife lets us know, we’ll cancel the appointment."
Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
What's purple, covered in pus and squeals? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?" Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass.
What do u call a black priest? Holy shit.
how do you keep a black person out of your backyard? Hang one in the front.
Two best friends are lying on the beach and discussing: "Last night I saw a terrible nightmare…" "What did you see?" "I saw my mother-in-law swimming in the sea and being chase by a shark…" "Wow horror!" "Horror?! You say nothing! She almost got away!"
Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas? A: Cancer.