Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!
Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
Yo mamma’s so fat, her belly button looks like a black hole!