Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo mamma’s so fat, her belly button looks like a black hole!
Your momma so fat... Her blood type is Ragu.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train.
Yo mamma’s so big, when people see her they start screaming: “That’s a huge bitch!”
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.