How do you steal a Mexicans home? Hook it up to your truck and drive off.
Life is like a box of chocolates: A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.
Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan? A: Antique air conditioner.
A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?" Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
Why are black people good at basketball? Because they run, shoot and steal.
I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.
How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans? Throw a peso over a cliff. How do you kill 10,000 more? Tell them nobody got it.
Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.
I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but... I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.
Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.