Joke #8876

How do you steal a Mexicans home? Hook it up to your truck and drive off.

So a jew, a homosexual and a black man walk into a bar. The bartender says: "Get the fuck out!"

Q: What do you call a black priest? A: Holy Shit.

Q: What do you call a redneck virgin? A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.

A gypsy man buys land next to the house of a doctor. He hires an engineer and then gets him build an identical house. When he finished the house, the gypsy man comes to the balcony and shouts the doctor. "Doctor – Doctor!" "What is you gypsy eh?" The doctor says. "Well, maybe you don’t like me but we are the same because we have the same house!" "No way, the doctor says, because we do not have the same furniture..." the gypsy man angry as he is, oders the same furniture and he comes to the balcony again. "Doctor – Doctor! We have the same house, the same furniture, we are the same ourselves!" "What are you saying you stupid gypsy do we have the same car?" the doctor says. and shows at his luxurious MERCEDES in the garage. Angrier the gypsy man gets loans and buy an identical MERCEDES and goes back to the balcony. "Doctor – Doctor!" "What do you want again eh?" doctor says "I am “better” than you!" "Why is that eh?" doctor says. "We own the same house, furniture and same car, right?" The gypsy says. "I agree, but do these make you better than me?" the doctor says. "Because I have a neighbor doctor, and you have a neighbor Gypsy!Ha!"

Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.

There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.

Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.

There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape

How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion? Slap a Kenyan in the face.

Q: Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons? A: NO. Looks like a good future doesn't it?