Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
How can you tell a black guy has been on your computer? It's not there.
What’s the difference between a black and a white bull? The white bull does: “Mooo”. The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”
Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
What do you call Americans pushing a car up the hill? a: White Power. What do you call Asians pushing a car up the hill? a: Asian Power. What do you call Mexicans pushing a car up the hill? a: Grand Theft Auto.
Why are black people good at basketball? Because they run, shoot and steal.
Gods walking around heaven taking a stroll and sees a little black baby all sad and depressed sitting on a curb, God asks him whats wrong the black boy says i wanna be a angel, so God snaps his fingers and the boy gets wings he is all excited, and he says am i an angel? God says NO NIGGA YOU A BAT!