Whats faster than a black person stealing your car?
Him driving away in it.
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Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children?
A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful?
It's mashing!
A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve.
A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?"
Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt?
"Help I'm not break dancing"
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
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Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died?
A: A black widow.
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Q: What's Mexicans favorite video game.
A: Borderlands.
Q: What do you call a violent minority?
A: A thug.
Q: What do you call a violent white guy?
A: Officer.
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