Whats faster than a black person stealing your car? Him driving away in it.
Why are there no mexicans on star trek? They don't work in the future either.
How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!
Two black men are walking down the street. They pass a shop that advertises "Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!" The two guys decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have. One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents. They decide that the first guy will go in with the dollar, get his change and then give it to the second guy so he can go in. Problem solved. The first guy goes in, and after a few minutes, he comes out with white skin, kakhi slacks, a polo, and a golf cap. They laugh and admire his new race for a minute. Then the second guy says, "How about that penny?" The first guy yells, "GET A JOB!"
What's the difference between a black man and a daycare? A daycare knows when it has children.
Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black friends? A: Coach!
Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam? A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
What do nigger pimps and farmers have in common? They both need a hoe to stay in business!
There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.
I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.