Joke #8880

Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.

Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.

Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.

Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.

Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.

Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.

Yo Momma is so big the sun rotates around her.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.

Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.

Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.

Yo mama so fat that her knuckles have sideburns.