What does a Jew get when he walks into a wall with a boner?
A broken nose.
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What really separates black people from society?
Prison.
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What do you call a bunch of niggers in a school bus?
A rotten banana.
An old Jewish man gets on the subway in New York and sees a priest.
He notices the white collar, and decides to ask what it’s about.
"Why do you wear your collar backwards?" The old Jewish man asks.
The Priest, being polite, responds, "Well, Sir, because I’m a father."
"I am a father too, but I wear my collar normal."
"Yes," the Priest begins, "but I am father of many."
The old Jewish man shakes his head. "I have 8 children, and so many grandchildren I don’t know most their names, and still my collar isn’t backwards."
The priest, aggitated, slams his fist in his palm "Sir! I am the father of hundreds!"
The elderly Jewish man, beweildered, stands to get off the subway, and leans over to the priest "Mister, maybe you should start wearing your pants backwards."
How do you kill half of Ethiopia?
Throw a piece of bread off a cliff.
How do you kill the other half?
Tell them it still has not been eaten.
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What’s black with three feets?
A piano!
Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames?
A: A fire cracker.
Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man?
A: The rest of his family.
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You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
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Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car?
A: The cops.
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Q: What do you use when white people tell you to erase their history?
A: White out.
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