Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard? A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.
Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Yo momma so poor... The building society repossessed her cardboard box.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.
Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.