Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
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Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
Yo Momma is so fat…
when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.