Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
Yo mama's so black she went to night school and got marked absent.
Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.
Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.
Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.
Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.