Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.
Yo momma so poor... That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
Yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!
Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
Your momma so fat... All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"