Yo' Mama is like a race car: she burns through four rubbers a night.
Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mamas so poor she traded her car for gas money.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.