What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt? Afro turf.
White owl: who who. Black owl: who dat who dat.
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.
How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars? Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
Have you heard of the new black Barbie doll? It comes with 6 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check!
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.