Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Yo momma's so ugly, Freddie Kruger took a paternity test to prove he wasn't her son.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.