Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
Yo momma’s so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
Yo Mama so old... She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.
Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!