It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.