Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
Chuck Norris can mute silence.
Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.