Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you.
Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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