Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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Chuck Norris can power solar panels.
At Night.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed.
Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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