Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!