Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest?
I don't know he is still busy.
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Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan.
Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact?
A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
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