Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
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Charles isn't in charge.
Chuck is!
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"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow?
You just don't follow him that close!
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS.
Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam...
In the Sahara Desert.
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