We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey.
He chews bees...
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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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Aliens DO indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor.
Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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