We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
Chuck Norris froze hell.
When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.