The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune.
The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
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